1) You place a packet of frozen sausages inside the oven and switch it on fan only for a few hours to defrost, ready to make dinner with later that day.
2) Half an hour later, you smell cooking sausages, run to the kitchen and retrieve the packet of (now cooked) sausages which are coated in melted plastic, and throw them in the bin.
3) You realise that while on auto-pilot, you didn't just put the oven on fan only, you put it on 200 degrees. You also realise you are an idiot.
4) You have crisps for dinner because you are too cross with yourself (and lets face it, lazy) to defrost anything else.
THE END
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